G
(Today) I don't feel
D
(like) doing
C
(anything)
C
( )
G
(I) just wanna
D
(lay) in my
C
(bed)
C
( )
Don't
G
(feel) like picking
D
(up) my phone,
so
C
(leave) a message
C
(at) the tone
'Cause
G
(today) I swear I'm
B
(not) doing
C
(anything)
C
( )
I'm gonna
G
(kick) my feet up then
D
(stare) at the fan
C
(Turn) the TV on, throw my
C
(hand) in my pants
G
(Nobody)'s gonna
D
(tell) me I
C
(can't)
C
( )
I'll be
G
(lounging) on the couch just
D
(chilling) in my Snuggie
C
(Click) to MTV so they can
C
(teach) me how to dougie
'Cause
G
(in) my castle
D
(I'm) the freaking
C
(man)
C
( )
Oh
Am
(yes), I said it, I
Bm
(said) it I
C
(said) it 'cause I
D
(can)
~
G
(Today) I don't feel
D
(like) doing
C
(anything)
C
( )
G
(I) just wanna
D
(lay) in my
C
(bed)
C
( )
Don't
G
(feel) like picking
D
(up) my phone,
so
C
(leave) a message
C
(at) the tone
'Cause
G
(today) I swear I'm
B
(not) doing
C
(anything)
C
( )
D
(Nothing) at
G
(all)
D
( )
C
(
)
D
(nothing) at
G
(all)
D
( )
C
(
)
Tomorrow
G
(I'll) wake up, do some
D
(P90X)
Meet a
C
(really) nice girl, have some
C
(really) nice sex
And
G
(she)'s gonna scream
D
(out) This is
C
(great) [Oh my god, this is
C
(great)]
Yeah, I
G
(might) mess around and get my
D
(college)
degree
I
C
(bet) my old man will be so
C
(proud) of me
But
G
(sorry) pops, you'll
D
(just) have to
C
(wait)
Oh
Am
(yes), I said it, I
Bm
(said) it I
C
(said) it 'cause I
D
(can)
~
G
(Today) I don't feel
D
(like) doing
C
(anything)
C
( )
G
(I) just wanna
D
(lay) in my
C
(bed)
C
( )
Don't
G
(feel) like picking
D
(up) my phone,
so
C
(leave) a message
C
(at) the tone
'Cause
G
(today) I swear I'm
B
(not) doing
C
(anything)
C
( )
No, I
A7sus4
(ain't) gonna comb my
G/B
(hair)
'Cause I
Cadd9
(ain't) going
Cadd9
(anywhere)
A7sus4
(No), no, no, no,
Dsus2
(no), no, no, no,
Em7
(no)
I'll just
A7sus4
(strut) in my birthday
G/B
(suit)
And let
Cadd9
(everything) hang
Cadd9
(loose)
A7sus4
(Yeah), yeah, yeah, yeah,
Dsus2
(yeah),
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Em7
(yeah)
~
D
( )
G
(Today) I don't feel
D
(like) doing
C
(anything)
C
( )
G
(I) just wanna
D
(lay) in my
C
(bed)
C
( )
Don't
G
(feel) like picking
D
(up) my phone,
so
C
(leave) a message
C
(at) the tone
'Cause
G
(today) I swear I'm
B
(not) doing
C
(anything)
C
( )
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all